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WTF Is Schmoop? 19/29
Title: Vanilla Sex
Fandom: Jossverse
Pairing Buffy/Willow
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine. These ladies belong to other people. I’m toying with them for a bit of recreational fun and to challenge my sanity.
Summary: Buffy, Willow and an adult store.
Vanilla Sex
Buffy wasn’t sure if what she could smell was unpleasant or not. It’s not like there were bad associations with the combined scent of latex and lubricant, it’s just…
It wasn’t in her bedroom.
Which was weird. Maybe even a little disturbing and it had her questioning her level of maturity. One glance to her right showed that she wasn’t the only one having issues with being in a store, in an ‘adult’ store. Willow’s face nearly matched her hair. Buffy would have been lying though, if she said that she didn’t find it adorable. Will wasn’t shy in the bedroom, which surprised her at first, but then…
Once the shock wore off, she found that she really, really liked it. So much so that they had been more experimental lately and found themselves here. It was an agreed upon request for Valentine’s Day. She just wasn’t sure if Willow was going to be able to survive the experience.
She walked with her girlfriend down a row that held nearly every shape and size and color and function of dildo or vibrator anyone could ever think or want to use…
Or not use in some cases as she passed a double ended pink dildo that looked to be as big around as her arm.
Visibly wincing, she scanned the racks looking for the item they had come for.
“Don’t ever take away from me my pornography!” Buffy’s eyebrows rose as she watched the store clerk bounce around the store, singing along to the song coming out of the speakers embedded in the ceiling. A hard driving, punk song that had the lead singer sounding like he’d eaten gravel for breakfast since he was a kid. The clerk’s blue and black hair flounced around as she hopped along the isles and belted along, “Obviously, we don’t agree on what’s obscene.”
She gave a little head shake while she and Will tracked the other girl’s movements. “I have the right to choose what I want to see and read. Don’t try to take away from me my right privacy, ‘cause what I do, is no one’s business but me!”
The clerk made her way towards them and continued on, “So stay in your missionary position, I hope you get bored to death. There’s no way in hell I’m going through life having vanilla sex…” the clerk trailed off as she looked up and noticed the audience she had. The sheepish grin she offered the two customers was enough to ease them a little. “Can I help you?” the clerk asked to break the rest of the tension.
“Uh…I…we…uh,” Buffy stuttered trying to regain a little bit of her composure.
“Uhm,” Willow stepped up and asked, “we were looking for a good, uh, strap-on?”
The clerk’s face brightened and she grinned. “Sure, here lemme show you where you can find them.”
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Fandom: Jossverse
Pairing Buffy/Willow
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine. These ladies belong to other people. I’m toying with them for a bit of recreational fun and to challenge my sanity.
Summary: Buffy, Willow and an adult store.
Buffy wasn’t sure if what she could smell was unpleasant or not. It’s not like there were bad associations with the combined scent of latex and lubricant, it’s just…
It wasn’t in her bedroom.
Which was weird. Maybe even a little disturbing and it had her questioning her level of maturity. One glance to her right showed that she wasn’t the only one having issues with being in a store, in an ‘adult’ store. Willow’s face nearly matched her hair. Buffy would have been lying though, if she said that she didn’t find it adorable. Will wasn’t shy in the bedroom, which surprised her at first, but then…
Once the shock wore off, she found that she really, really liked it. So much so that they had been more experimental lately and found themselves here. It was an agreed upon request for Valentine’s Day. She just wasn’t sure if Willow was going to be able to survive the experience.
She walked with her girlfriend down a row that held nearly every shape and size and color and function of dildo or vibrator anyone could ever think or want to use…
Or not use in some cases as she passed a double ended pink dildo that looked to be as big around as her arm.
Visibly wincing, she scanned the racks looking for the item they had come for.
“Don’t ever take away from me my pornography!” Buffy’s eyebrows rose as she watched the store clerk bounce around the store, singing along to the song coming out of the speakers embedded in the ceiling. A hard driving, punk song that had the lead singer sounding like he’d eaten gravel for breakfast since he was a kid. The clerk’s blue and black hair flounced around as she hopped along the isles and belted along, “Obviously, we don’t agree on what’s obscene.”
She gave a little head shake while she and Will tracked the other girl’s movements. “I have the right to choose what I want to see and read. Don’t try to take away from me my right privacy, ‘cause what I do, is no one’s business but me!”
The clerk made her way towards them and continued on, “So stay in your missionary position, I hope you get bored to death. There’s no way in hell I’m going through life having vanilla sex…” the clerk trailed off as she looked up and noticed the audience she had. The sheepish grin she offered the two customers was enough to ease them a little. “Can I help you?” the clerk asked to break the rest of the tension.
“Uh…I…we…uh,” Buffy stuttered trying to regain a little bit of her composure.
“Uhm,” Willow stepped up and asked, “we were looking for a good, uh, strap-on?”
The clerk’s face brightened and she grinned. “Sure, here lemme show you where you can find them.”
Next>>>